Oh, but I thought you were going to quit drinking from home now?!
Hint: You can’t. Trust me on this one. An alcoholic generally can’t quit on their own. You probably should have stayed in the hospital where you would actually have all the support you need to battle your addiction. You probably shouldn’t have checked yourself out, especially after immaturely ranting about how “the system” and “daddy” failed you.
(Thank you to the wonderful anon for this screencap)